5 Minute Menagement Course:)

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5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby Maja » Tue, 15 June 2010, 15:29

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor....Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.... 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch'.
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
:twisted:
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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby phil.o'dendron » Wed, 16 June 2010, 19:54

good one, I'll try to remember :)
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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby phil.o'dendron » Wed, 16 June 2010, 22:30

yes, I like it :)
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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby phil.o'dendron » Tue, 22 June 2010, 16:27

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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby Bruceee » Sat, 10 November 2012, 15:26

I have take the thorough view and read carefully this 5 Minute Management Course. This is really a good work. Thank you so much for such an impressive work.
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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby Hank Moody » Thu, 14 February 2013, 12:25

Well i got your all lessons and the analysis on the management course are really nice and some of the points are relevant to my next assignment and i will use your concepts in my assignments its really great to read and i really enjoy it.
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Re: 5 Minute Menagement Course:)

Postby Steave Waugh » Sat, 23 February 2013, 20:42

Well these are the key points where i am looking for and i really impress to read your management views. When it comes to making a success of your management role, good management training simply cannot be under-estimated. Here are just a few of the ways a management course can help you do more for your career.
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