A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Postby admin » Mon, 17 September 2007, 15:19

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM
NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn
them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't
forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"


The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."
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Postby GeparD » Mon, 17 September 2007, 17:02

hehehe dobre ;) (nice ;))
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Postby setnik » Thu, 20 September 2007, 17:47

GeparD wrote:hehehe dobre ;)


What does it mean ? ;)
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Postby Irlandzki04 » Wed, 11 June 2008, 16:27

:lol: That one's good !
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